May 7, 2009 by Van Hammersly
Posted in Humor | Tagged a-rod, alex rodriguez, dodgers, fail, Manny Ramirez, peds, performance enhancing drugs, red sox, steroids, suspended, swine flu | 10 Comments
Remember that time you ran around Fenway waving that tiny American flag? Classic!
How could you upstage me like this? Jerk.
Ever tried peeing behind the Green Monster… on PEDs?
Didn’t I see you at Joba’s mom’s house last night?
“I find the best results come when I inject it right there… yeah.. in the temple.. “
“see? I told you you were no modern day sampson. now it don’t matter if you cut your hair, pee in the green monster, or sell your cadillac on eBay. it’s all good.
Now. can I interest you in a washed up, used up former pop star?”
“I find it works best when you inject five minutes before the drug test.”
“I know Derek Jeter, sir. You are no Derek Jeter.”
zzzzzzzz…they really need steroids to play such a boring game?
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